Some nature porn in the middle of a very warmly beautiful week here in New York.
I was making a can of chili before and the label said Steve and Ed's Original Chili and then there was a big caption that said "NEW AND IMPROVED". How can your Original Chili still be the Original and New and Improved at the same time? That defies the laws of science.
I don't know why I had a can of Steve and Ed's chili. I may have gotten drunk and thought I was buying a carton of Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
I went for a walk to clear my head the other day and there was a cat that had been hit by a car, lying in front of the bank. He was bleeding from his head, panting for air. He tried a few times to get up and walk but he would veer off to the side and collapse in a pathetic heap. A fat lady used the ATM and drove away.
When I came back later, the cat was gone.
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