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Super Mario Facts:
Super Mario was kind of an asshole.
Mario and Luigi both were flamingly gay.
PAC-MAN FACTS:
Pac-Man is an intolerant monster.
Pac-Man died out when a giant asteroid struck our planet.
Ms. Pac-Man posed for Hustler.
Pac-Man is an allegory for Corporate American Greed - a fat, jaundiced pill-fiend ravenously devouring the souls of the middle class.
Pac-Man is a horrifyingly haunting Science-Fiction thriller that deals with themes of paranoia, regret, delusion, dependency and addiction.
Pac-Man is just a drunken college kid rampaging through a dorm room.
Pac-Man is an extremely profound and sad story of becoming the monster you fear most.
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