Saturday, October 30, 2010

Things I could do.

Option #1.
I could wander around Iron Rock during the day, screaming
"IS ANYONE ELSE IN THIS GODDAMNED WORLD?!"




Option #2.
I can not do that.

Monday, October 25, 2010

New Guild Recruiting!

"The Rent Is 2 Damn High Party!" will soon be accepting applications on the Iron Rock server!
Please complete the application and send it back to me!

Official Application
1. Character Name
2. True or False: The rent is too damn high!



My favorite class? Recess!

For Dan-

Quick overview of the upcoming classes in both The Old Republic & Rift :

Star Wars: The Old Republic  <+>
Note: Each class in TOR has 2 different subclasses, total of 5 different talent trees.

Example: Smugglers will choose from the Scoundrel (long ranged damage) or Gunslinger (mid-range support) 'Advanced Classes' and spec using 'Skill Sets' - a core class tree "Luck" (crit, energy regen), "Sharpshooter" (sniping), "Dirty Fighting" (AOE), "Sawbones" (healing) and/or "Scrapper" (Melee, CC).

Races will vary from class to class; include Human, Zabrak, Chiss, Sith Pureblood, Twi'lek, Rattataki, Mirialan, Miraluka.

The Galactic Republic 
 vs. The Sith Empire
  • Trooper : Commando (ranged tank) or Vanguard (damage)
     vs. Bounty Hunter : Powertech (ranged tank) or Mercenary (damage)
  • Jedi Knight : Guardian (tank, buffs) or Sentinel (damage, dual wield)
      vs. Sith Warrior : Juggernaut (tank, buffs) or Marauder (damage, dual wield)
      vs. Sith Inquisitor : Sorcerer (heals, CC) or Assassin (damage, 2H saber)
  • Smuggler : Scoundrel (stealth heals, CC) or Gunslinger (damage, dual wield)
      vs. Imperial Agent : Operative (stealth heals, CC) or Sniper (damage)

Rift: Planes of Telara <+>
Note: There are four base archetypes (Callings) broken down into (8?) different sub-classes (Souls) with their own talent trees. Each character can spec into any of the Souls from any of the archetypes, mixing and matching up to 3 different Soul Trees at one time.

The Guardians (Medieval Humans, Dwarves, High Elves)
vs. The Defiant (Nomadic Humans, Tattooed Purple Dudes, Dark Elves)

Warrior classes (heavy plate armor)
Champion (2H sword, dash-and-slash Knight)
Reaver (shield or 2H, DoT & debuff Death Knight)
Paladin (shield, blessing & blocking Holy Knight)
Warlord (buff & debuff auras, 2H weapons, shield?)
... TBA

Cleric classes (chainmail & cloth armor)
Purifier (primary heals, uses fire magic to cure & cleanse, low-offense spiritcalling)
Inquisitor (secondary healer, uses lifestealing, 2H and/or hammer-and-book)
Sentinel (defensive AoE heals, survival & group support, hammer-and-shield)
Justicar (frontline melee healer, mace-and-shield)
... TBA

Rogue classes (leather armor)
Nightblade (stealth, augments dual blade attacks w/ fire & shadow magic)
Ranger (tames pets, ranged bow attacks)
Assassin (stealth, augments dual blade attacks w/ poisons)
Blade Dancer (dual wields swords & daggers for defense, combo attacks)
... TBA

Mage classes (cloth armor)
Elementalist (summons elemental minions, elemental magic)
Warlock (DoT & debuff Death Mage, AoE and ST spells)
Pyromancer (uses fire magic to nuke and CC)
Stormcaller (chains lightning, wind, water & ice spells to CC, debuff & nuke)
... TBA
 

Monday, October 18, 2010

I hate myself and want to die.

"Spider, what did you do this weekend?"
"Oh man, crazy shit. Mad pu$$y."
"That's not true, is it?"
"Not really. Not technically."


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Seriously, don't ever whisper me.

[Random Asshole]: hey can you help tank something for me?
Spider J Lovington III: EAT A DICK, CAREBEAR
[Tom Jones]: soul that was my kid
Spider J Lovington III: YOU RAISED A DICKEATING CAREBEAR


Monday, October 11, 2010

GameFAQS: Warhammer Online FAQ/Strategdy Guide

8=====@ WARHAMMER ONLINES: Age of the Reckoning @=====8
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Friday, October 08, 2010

A New Hope

People ask me,
"Spider, what would be the most perfect game?"

And I say,
"It would have to have 3 things:
1. Adorable pet kittens.
2. Donkey Samurai.
3. Hardcore PvP action."

Lo and behold...


BELIEVE ME I WILL BE PLAYING THIS GAME THIS WEEKEND.





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