Real Life Quote of the Week

"Spider, why are your shoelaces brown?"

"They used to be white but they changed colors after all the ASS-KICKING I've done."

I can save you, Warhammer.

Stop laying off people, the game can be saved!
I'll tell you how to bring people to the game and keep them playing. It's so obvious it's kind of crazy.

They're introducing customizable armor appearance in the next patch, right?

Here's how you save the game. Two words.

Full. Frontal. Nudity. Armor.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Vent Quote of the Week

"No, she's pure evil. She doesn't have a vagina, it's more like a graveyard of un-souls erupting in flame and shadow."


"Whoa. Does she have a sister you could hook me up with?"