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- Spider Love Statistic of the Week: Total traffic sent to this site by users searching for the keywords "butt-wipe ewoks": 1
Someone googled "butt-wipe ewoks" for some reason. I'm picturing a pissed-off kid whose Stormtrooper dad was killed in the forest battle on Endor.
"Stupid butt-wipe Ewoks killed my dad! I'm going to google you and find you and kill you, you dick-heads!"
Or, maybe it was an Ewok that was looking to buy wet toilet wipes for himself. I don't know. I'd assume that could be a problem for hair-covered creatures living on a forest moon.
Or, was someone looking to actually find an Ewok that you could use as a butt-wipe?
That would probably feel amazing.
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