(Sample questions here)
It comes up in the news when college football players score really horribly on the test and everyone in the news points and laughs and says AHAHA, YOU GOT A FOUR?!
This got me to thinking about how hardcore gamerz would score on the Wonderlic.
(Answer: Badly.)
And I thought "What would a PvPerlic Test look like?"
The Spiderlic Personnel Test ™
SPT ™ Sample Questions
1. There are 3 enemies nearby. Which should you attack first?
A) The unharmed enemy in heavy armor
B) The low-health enemy in cloth armor
C) The healer who has big ZZZs above his head
2. Assume the first two statements are true. Is the third statement:
A) True, (B) False, (C) lol idk?
The enemy base is defended by 12 players. You are alone. You should attack that base now.
3. Capturing a relic scores your team 25 points. Do you realize you have the relic? Seriously, cap it. Your entire body is glowing like the sun, you have to realize you have the relic. OMFG WTF CAP TEH RELIC
A) Capture the Relic (B) False (C) lol wut?
4. A hooded assassin suddenly appears behind you, stabbing you with daggers. What do you do?
A) Move (B) Stand completely still and hope he just goes away (C) sum1s does hit on me?
5. Generally, how should you be positioned with your team?
A) I should be 500 yards ahead of my teammates, because this makes more sense
B) I should be nearby my team to help them, unless otherwise notified
C) idk what team is, mabey blue colors??
6. You're playing a large, brightly-colored green monster that has very little self-defense and a mechanic that makes you progressively more vulnerable to damage. You usually kill very few, if any, enemies and you often die 42 times in a single war zone. What seems like the best recourse of action?
A) Continually running as fast as I can to my death
B) Perhaps consider trying a different approach
C) LOL
Answers
1. C
2. C
3. C
4. C
5. C
6. C
NEXT WEEK: The Game Dev Wonderlic Test.
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