Do you want to buy a Flavor Flav clock and a dead rat? How about this broken vase I found?
ONLY FI' DOLLAHS.
Those aren't epic trophies, that's just shit a retarded junkie tries to sell you.
The Snotlings are nice and all, sure.
But I'm a god-damned Dread Lord, I should have oddly phallic pet dragonbabies and rape-scythes!
Everyone knows that.
*Edit: I see now that you get a drake in the "Personality Pack". So, yeah.
Still no rape-scythe.
And don't even get started on the fucking ponies.