HOW TO TROLL THE SHIT OUT OF BLACK GUARDS
AND MAKE THEM CRY
by Spider Love
1. HP Regen Turtle-spec BG?
You are useless and cannot kill any one.
2. Debuff/CC Utility-spec BG?
You cannot kill anyone and you still die like a little bitch.
3. LOL DPS-spec BG?
Are you just completely retarded? FFS, do something useful.
4. BG balancing debuffing, survivabilty and damage?*
Roll a class that can quake and has auras, puntard.
*This does not really exist, I'm j/s, hypothetically.
HOW TO TROLL THEM BACK
You would totally eat balls playing a BG, so keep spamming 2 buttons on your Fisher-Price My First PVP Class and pretending like that's something to brag about.
Also, I have spears.