I believe that Charlie Sheen is actually an actual warlock, or rather, a necromantic liche that is dabbling in the dark arts to keep himself "alive" after his heart repeatedly failed during his past drug binges. His use of tiger's blood and "Adonis DNA" (Greek goat sperm) are simple, entry-level warlock tricks to keep the skin of his corpse-host fresh and rot-free. His true power lies in the ability to store his undying soul in a phylactery - a material foci that none would suspect is the source of his immortality.
The question then, is where would Charlie keep his soul? Are his goddesses there to tend to and protect his spiritual source-energy within their plastic bosoms?
"You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. ... These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart."
Has Charlie already learned the art of keeping one's soul-essence in three seperate parts? I don't know.
I only know this:
- you cannot destroy Charlie until you find and destroy the thing safe-guarding his soul.
- if he is not stopped, his power will only grow and he will become an unstoppable scourge that controls not only the internet & news media, but the whole of this world.