[GW2] Cash Shop Items Leaked?

Yesterday, via GuildWars2Guru Forums

Yeah, old news, dead horse, but I have nothing else to mention today.

If that's to be believed, Guild Wars 2 may be selling:

• Gems (cash shop currency, can be sold in-game for gold)
• Character Slots
• Bag Upgrades
• Bank Tabs 
• Bank Portals
• Random Item Goodie Bags
• Karma Boosts ('Rep' currency traded for items)
• Rare Item Find Boosts
• Experience Boosts
• Crafting Boosts
• Lockbox Keys
• PvE Resurrection Potions
• Gear Salvage Kits (better % for item upgrades, crafting mats)
• Armor Repair Kits
• Megaphones
• Costume Pieces
• Wardrobe Transmutation Charges
• Armor Dyes
• Dye Plant Miracle-Gro
• Mini Vanity Pets

So, they're not selling power, just gold, XP and six different ways to stockpile items.

*Edit - also, there's supposedly paid Server Transfers, and possible plastic surgery-type services.

Among other things. No mention (yet) of Guild Influence or Glory (PvP) Boosts or directly selling any Gear Upgrades like Armor Runes, Weapon Sigils.

I won't go on and comment about any of these things specifically or speculate about if it's Pay-to-Win or Super-Awesome-Funtimes, but I will say that... I feel like I've been down this road before.

The Great Abortion-by-Cash-Shop that was Allods Online

 *Edit -
I have to say, I'm always particularly impressed by the selling of 'Magical Keys'. There's nothing like getting a neat little box of mystery in a game and realizing that its lock opens if you slide your credit card through it. Really not my cup of tea, when a game so blatantly lockteases you like that.