How I would've written last night's episode of The Walking Dead:
They do not talk about whether or not they should kill Annoying Dipshit Character #26 for FIFTY MINUTES.
They would talk about it for, let's say ... 1 minute.
"WE CAN'T DO THIS WE NEED CIVILITY TO SURVIVE OTHERWISE WE'RE JUST ANIMALS FOR GOD'S SAKE WE ALL READ LORD OF THE FLIES IN SIXTH GRADE"
"NO MAN WE NEED TO CONSERVE OUR SUPPLY OF TWINKIES AND SQUIRREL MEAT"
END SCENE - LET'S MOVE ON
Then the show would be fifty minutes of zombies tearing apart Dale AKA the overbearingly boring guy nobody really gives a shit about, and also, one of the zombies is Christina Hendricks and the dead cow is actually every other cast member and interesting things would happen.
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