Random Things I Love about SWTOR Already

• Fat Body Models.

That's right, you can finally have an avatar that has as much jelly in his buttocks as you do.

Amazing feature, I'm very excited to see bloated Sith Marauders soar through the air using Force Leaps. Hopefully it's as realistic as possible. Like, I want to see Fat Jedi do a string of combat animations and then have to bend over and frantically wheeze to catch his breath. Or if you're a Fat Bounty Hunter trying to lift off with his rocket pack, you putter off into the air all slowly and tip over like you're going to crash into a wall and die.


"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORCE POKE A STRANGER IN THE ASS."

• Companion Romance 

"Hey Soul, come tank this."
"Can't man, mah droid's making me watch some English movie."
"Ah, that sucks."
"Tell me about it. And that Lizardman thing just called me before hysterically crying, saying he's pregnant with my babies."

• Armor Set Pieces that have 'Light Side' Requirements

"Loot the thing and see what we got!"
"It's the epic Marauder helm!"
"Yes! Finally!"
"Wait, it's Light 3 and you're all in Dark 3."
/Darth Vader voice "Noooooooo!!"

• Plot choices are made randomly while in a group

"Don't kill the Captain or we'll have to spend like 3 hours fighting trash! Don't do it! Stop it!"
"Sorry, man. I didn't like the way he looked."

"I'm not questing with you anymore."

• Crafting and gathering is done by your companions in a sweatshop on your spaceship.

It's cool enough you get your own spaceship, but that's genius.

"Greetings, Master. How was your trip?
"Where's my money, droid? You better have sold those Space Nikes you've been making. And I want a sandwich and the dishes done, on the double."
Your companion does not like this. -5 Affectionation Points.
"Oh, boo hoo! Keep complaining, I will scrap you and turn you into a walking port-a-potty."