I like how Vancouver fans went into a (justifiably) hysterical rage and meanwhile people in America could not give less of a shit. You know when you go to the bathroom and nothing comes out except for maybe like, half a fart and a couple pee drops? America gives less than that about hockey.
Sorry, Canada.
I also like that the Canucks are now like the go-to slumpbusters of the NHL.
You remember those girls you grew up with, maybe in college, maybe just a local regular at the pub, the easy ones that no one ever really wanted to go after, but, they were there. In case of emergency, break glass and buy her a drink? That's what the Canucks are.
New York Rangers: "I haven't gone all the way in like 50 fuckin' years here. Hey, Canucks, how you doin'?"
Canucks: "HI."
Boston Bruins: "I haven't put my fingah in a ring in a wicked long time. Hey, Canucks, you like apples?"
Canucks: "Yeah, I have sex with apples, eh."
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