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Basically it's Empire 2-1 anyway you look at it
Smugglers are awesome because you are Han Solo kicking people in the balls and you get a Chewbacca sidekick.
Agents wear Space Sunglasses and ... yeah.
Point: REPUBLIC
Inquisitors are neat because you are a scary Dark Lord. And you get the most badass companions.
Consulars are Space Wizards that throw shit around like angry telekinetic toddlers.
Point: EMPIRE
Sith Warriors are Marauders and Juggernauts. They Force Choke dudes to death and run around with hot blue chicks.
Jedi have beards. They run around with a trashcan that makes beeping noises.
Point: EMPIRE
Bounty Hunters have flamethrowers and jetpacks. They can hang out with a giant bodyguard, a Jawa or a hot Asian lady that heals everybody.
Troopers have huge crotch guns of death.
Point: Even.
Smugglers are awesome because you are Han Solo kicking people in the balls and you get a Chewbacca sidekick.
Agents wear Space Sunglasses and ... yeah.
Point: REPUBLIC
Inquisitors are neat because you are a scary Dark Lord. And you get the most badass companions.
Consulars are Space Wizards that throw shit around like angry telekinetic toddlers.
Point: EMPIRE
Sith Warriors are Marauders and Juggernauts. They Force Choke dudes to death and run around with hot blue chicks.
Jedi have beards. They run around with a trashcan that makes beeping noises.
Point: EMPIRE
Bounty Hunters have flamethrowers and jetpacks. They can hang out with a giant bodyguard, a Jawa or a hot Asian lady that heals everybody.
Troopers have huge crotch guns of death.
Point: Even.
*Edit:
My argument at the moment:
Jedi are stupid.
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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