Friday, February 24, 2012

A Frightening Dream

GW2 Notable Notes
Once we hit a population cap on a WvW map, we will have to let players either queue up to get into that map once space allows or select another map to fight in.

Prime Time WvW at Launch
~ A One Act Play ~

Dramatis Personae:
You
The Server

You: /Port to Western Front

The Server: "YOU ARE 142 IN LINE ESTIMATED WAIT TIME: GO FUCK YOURSELF"

You: "Come on, my guild's in there!"

The Server: "GO AWAY!"

You: "You're a jerk, server." /Port to Eastern Front

The Server: "YOU ARE 86 IN LINE ESTIMATED WAIT TIME: LOL SUCK IT BITCH"

You: /Port to Southern Front

The Server: "YOU ARE 25 IN LINE ESTIMATED WAIT TIME: YOUR MOM"

You: /Port to Central Front

The Server: "'k"

You: "Sweet. Wait, there's no one here doing anything."

The Server: "HA HA. GO FARM SOME CENTAURS, ASSHOLE."





Fear grips the mind, death waits ahead, pain lurks behind

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